heartisabattleground | Dive 006: Oh where, oh where has my hair gone? [Action]

[Sora had just been mallynapped the other day, so he's been missing for over twenty four hours now. When he gets back however, it's not a pleasant experience.

He wakes up feeling groggy and sore. Sitting up at what he can tell is the middle of the village, he scrubs his face with both hands. Looking down at his hands, yup, normal. Legs, normal. Chest, normal. Putting his hands to his head....definitely not normal.

He's quickly massaging his head, trying to figure out the missing thing here. It takes him a good solid minute before he realizes what they took.

Yup, that's right. The Malnosso made him bald. Not one of their more diabolical schemes, but an annoyance at best. Sora sighed before sitting up, he could live with that for now at the very least. It was just hair and it didn't really matter. He just didn't like the fact that the Malnosso did it for one of their stupid experiments. They didn't seem that threatening though now. How's he supposed to take them seriously with a lame experiment like that?

When he's about to head home to get changed however, that's when he see's it: His Hair. And it's not in clumps or strands lying in a giant pile on the ground. Oh no, it's...it's moving and still in the same shape as it would've been if it had been on his head. Staring wide eyed at it, he reaches out to it, only for it to claw at him and run off.]

H-Hey, wait a second!

[And Sora runs after it.

Anywhere in Luceti, his hair is causing trouble. In the item store? It might be running along shelves knocking things over and smashing stuff. In the clothes store? It's shredding all the clothes there, Sora could swear at one point though his hair was wearing a bikini top. It's even in the library knocking the bookshelves over and throwing books at any of the bystanders.

Just about anywhere you could imagine, his hair is up to no good. In your home, at your work. Anywhere. And Sora will be chasing right behind it trying to grab it.

When the boy loses it though, he's making signs that say "Have you seen my hair?" With a crude drawing of himself and his name under it with the shape of his hair looking like he's smashing another bottle in the picture. He's posting them all around the town and when he runs into person he'll be holding the sign out to them and asking:]

Have you seen my Hair?

(ooc: That's right. Sora's hair is a living sentient being now that has been programmed for Mischief. Essentially the two of them can be anywhere in Luceti you want. Hilarity is key after all so make it as strange or hilarious as you can.)

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[So Ion is on the ground now. He's not entirely sure how this happened, but suddenly he found himself being dumped out of his chair and onto a patch of grass. And by the time he managed to lift himself up somewhat -- his legs providing no help, of course -- he could see in the corner of his eye that his chair was somehow propelling itself forward and heading off into town. By itself. Or that's what it looked like from his angle, at least.]

W-What? [Is... is it possessed?] Wait, come back!

[SOMEONE, HALP.]

[Sora's going to come pelting in right after Ion's wheel chair has been nabbed. The used to be spikey haired boy would've run on by if it weren't for the fact that this kid looked like he was pretty much at a loss of what was going on. Plus, he also looked kind of incapable of movement now.

Turning to Ion, Sora offers a hand out to him.]

Are you okay?! It didn't hurt you did it.

[Just ignore the bald head, Ion. Just ignore it.]

[Ion shakes his head, but also doesn't make any effort to take Sora's hand. It's not going to do him much good when he's physically incapable of standing, here.]

N-No, I'm all right. I was just a bit surprised, but...

[Staring. It's kind of hard to ignore, bro.]

...what happened to your hair?

[Oh, well. As much s Sora wants to avoid said topic, Ion did kind of get his wheelchair nabbed by the uh...]

Well, right now? It's currently making off with your wheel chair.

Your hair stole my wheelchair.

[It's not a question. He just needed to hear it again to believe it.]

[...now that's just wrong.]

Would it be right to assume the malnosso have something to do with this?

You'd be right about that.

It's a pretty stupid experiment but it's really annoying.

I see... [The malnosso just get weirder and weirder, huh.]

Do you suppose it'll come back? I'm sorry, I can't be much help in chasing it down while I'm like this.

I don't think so. I think it might end up leaving it in the lake or something.

[But, he will look down to Ion frowning a bit that his hair has just made this boy's day even worse.]

I can get you home if you want. And then I'll go get your wheelchair.

[Belle has gotten used to assuming that every day in Luceti holds the potential to be increasingly bizarre, but even she hadn't expected to be chasing a head full of hair around the library with a broom.

After it successfully knocks over another shelf of books she finally catches up to it and knocks it to the floor with her broom.]

Now that is quite enough. I won't tolerate this kind of disruption any longer.

[Cue Sora's cue ball head running in. When he see's that Belle has gotten his hair pinned, there's a bright grin on his face.]

You managed to get it, thanks, Belle!

[She glances up in surprise, eyes landing on his bald head and staying.]

Sora? This is your hair?

[There are so many other questions she wants to ask, but this is a good start.]

[Oh boy, the questions. He rubs the back of his head with a small nervous laugh.]

Uhhh yeah, long story short: The Malnosso did it.

[Her frown deepens.]

Of course they did. They are known for their strange experiments, after all. Although I don't see what they think to get out of...this.

[As things have it, Emil is in the grocery store today, picking out the items he'll need for tonight's dinner. Some carrots and potatoes... hmm, should he use beef or pork? He'll just stand in front of the meat freezer for a moment to decide, weighing his options.

Until there's suddenly a furry brown mass attaching to his face, that is.]

Whoa! W-what the heck?

[And Sora's bowling right into the building, soon seeing Emil floundering about with a mass of his hair on his face.]

I GOT YOU NOW!

[Running towards Emil, he leaps at the boy, intending to grab the mass of hair attached to him. But, his hair outsmarts him soon leaping off of Emil making Sora crash right into the blond.]

Edited 2013-05-01 16:34 (UTC)

Huh?

[With the hair obscuring his vision, Emil can't see any of what's going on, but he recognizes that voice and tries to turn towards it.]

Sora? Is that you?

[It's right about then that the hair jumps off his face and his ability to see is returned... just a brief second before Sora collides with him, sending them both toppling to the floor. Whoops.]

Oww!

Edited 2013-05-04 03:40 (UTC)

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